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Keeps track of who’s been naughty or nice – just like Santa, but with deadlines. Evaluates your project’s karma and makes sure everyone gets what they deserve (mostly coffee). Believes in fairness, but won’t say no to a little bribery… in the form of snacks. Often refers to their decisions as ‘karmic justice’ with a wink. Once gave extra karma points to someone for making the best pun in a meeting.
Keeps a secret stash of cookies for ‘good karma days.’ If you ask nicely, might even predict your next promotion. Takes bad jokes in stride, but not without a groan. Believes in ‘what goes around, comes around’... especially with coffee refills.